APPLY then RUN

Everyone who has sought out some type of legitimate employment has had to apply for it, I know I have had too.  It is a basic application of the standard questions, education, position applying for, full name, social security number, criminal background. And depending on the type of position, your credit report will be requested.  So the question that needs to be asked is why is it that you and I have to apply for a job every time we want one, and the Politicians get to run for theirs?  Certainly there is a difference between applying than running.  I believe that they should be asked to apply first, then after they pass the smell test from their constituency they can run.  See, the majority of them that are sitting so comfortably in their offices, doing the Lord only knows what, because it certainly is not governing, will never make it past the smell test.  A politician would only hire the best staff for his team, your boss would only want the best qualified for his team as well.  So if I have to apply, and you have to apply, and the people that are staffed, to work for a politician have to apply, why again do the politicians not have to apply.  Again publicly slinging mud at one another is not a qualification or a UFC match it is a waste of precious productive time, and should be an automatic disqualification from the Political field.  Rest assured ,oh comfortable ones in Washington D.C I have taken the liberty of writing a JOB APPLICATION just for you.  This application is a 3 step process and once you have completed the second step a basic Math test will be given, not all that apply will make it to step 3 many of you will be eliminated in the 2 step or during the math portion of this exercise.  (Your math and the basic standard math, two different things, or so we have been led to believe, so study up on it) .  Once you have completed filling out the application it will get turned in to you County or District office, and a copy of it will be disbursed to all of your constituency in the district.  The county/District will record all yeas and nays following a complete mail out, and results will be recorded and you will be notified via mail.  Once you receive notification in the mail, attached will be the time and date and location of your Math test.  NO cell phones or calculators will be admitted into the exam and you will not be afforded any "life lines or phone a friend" that so many of you have grown  accustomed to having in Washington.  NOTE: Below you will find a sample of the math test.
2+2=4
2+2=22 (wrong answer)
Once you have completed the second step and have passed the math test, you will be notified of your ability to RUN for office.  I wish all you the best of luck, and we the People look forward to the best people serving us in Washington D.C.

APPLICATION FOR POSITION

1 What kind of job are you applying for? Give title.

2 Social Security Number

3 Birth date (Month, Day, Year)

4 Name (Last, First, Middle)

   Mailing address (include apartment number, if any)

   City

5 Sex (not a yes or no question)

   Male

   Female

6 Birthplace (City and State or Country)

   State

   ZIP Code

7 Other names ever used (e.g., maiden name, nickname, etc.)

8 Home Phone Area Code Number

9 Work Phone Area Code Number Extension

Were you ever employed as a civilian by the Federal Government? If "NO", go to 10 Item 11. If "YES ", mark each type of job you held with an "X".

Temporary Career-Conditional Career What is your highest grade, classification series and job title?

Dates at highest grade: FROM TO

Excepted

10  When can you start work? (Month and Year)

11  What is the lowest pay you will accept? (You will not be considered for jobs which pay          less than you indicate, many of you will be eliminated based on this question)

12  Were you discharged from the military service under honorable YES NO conditions? (If your discharge was changed to "honorable" or "general" by a Discharge Review Board, answer "YES". If you received a clemency discharge, answer "NO".)

If "NO ", provide below the date and type of discharge you received.

(Month, Day, Year) 20 List the dates (Month, Day, Year) , and branch for all active duty military service

From To Branch of Service

13 If all your active duty was after October 14, 1976, list the full names and dates of all campaign badges or expeditionary medals you received or were entitled to receive.

14 In what geographic area(s) are you willing to work?

15 Are you willing to work:

A. 40 hours per week (full-time)? B. 25-32 hours per week (part-time)? C. 17-24 hours per week (part-time)? D. 16 or fewer hours per week (part-time)? E. An intermittent job (on call/seasonal)? F. Weekends, shifts, or rotating shifts? (another question that will eliminate many of you based on truthful answers)

16 Are you willing to take a temporary job lasting: A. 5 to 12 months (sometimes longer)?

B. 1 to 4 months?

C. Less than 1 month?

17 Are you willing to travel away from home for: A. 1 to 5 nights each month?

B. 6 to 10 nights each month?

C. 11 or more nights each month?

18 Have you served in the United States Military Service? If your only active duty was training in the Reserves or National Guard, answer "NO".

19.  Attach all references on additional sheet of paper.
20.  Highest level of education completed.            College attended          YR graduated

19.   A full criminal background check will be done and  A credit report will be requested once application has  successfully gone through constituent review.  Unwillingness to fully disclose any and all information requested will result in automatic dismissal from Political Positions.

 Signature of Applicant:___________________                            Date:_________________